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Inside The Mind of a Lunatic.

Don't say I didn't warn you...

Created on 2005-05-18 18:51:54 (#7156768), last updated 2006-01-13

1,561 comments received, 1,762 comments posted

Basic Info
Name:amaris_chaos
Birthdate:02-02
Location:Your Momma!, Puerto Rico
Website:MAH PAGE PIMP
Bio


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Well my name is Amaris. I won't give you a last name. You don't need to know that.I am 18 years old. Yes, spiffy huh? Not really...I live in the tiny island in the caribbean called Puerto Rico. It's awesome at times...boring for the most part. I have an obsession with all things orange. I have one ridiculous phobia and that is pigeons. Can't stand them. I am also very paranoid. Anyone who knows me will be able to tell you that.

I consider myself a relatively friendly person. I'm willing to give everyone a chance. Online...>.> I am *coughpervycough* Yeah, it's true. However I only do it because it's loads of fun to joke around like that. In real life I wouldn't dare say half the things I type in the internet...okay I wouldn't say one third of the things...Point is I'm not that pervy.



      
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My Friends Say...



[info]fallenrosetearz and [info]robopatrick say I remind them of chocolate cake.

[info]sandraaa: 3 things about you? You're absolutely insane, you can get really obsessed about things (just like you said :P) and ...dunno really.

<.< <-- In your honor :P


[info]lilravenclaw: You remind me of cream cheese king cake! Hehe that is a popular desert here around Mardi Gras which is silly and fun just like you! ♥♥♥

[info]boulevard9856:1. You like to spam.
2. Your favorite color is purple.
3. You live in Puerto Rico.


[info]drakyprincess: You are...AMA!
you want me to comment here
you think i'm stupid.
TEEHEE! Ama: I do NOT think you're stupid!! *hugs your eyeball*


[info]babydriver27:You're crazy.
You're obsessive.
You're crazy.
You've been squished by a butt.
You're crazy.
You live on an island. (Just not the same one as Dom. :P)
You're crazy.
You post like a maniac.
You're crazy.
You just found out I can't count to three.
You're crazy.
The Sorting Hat on SS was so wrong to place you in Gryffindor.
You're crazy.
I can't think of anything more.
You're crazy.
Half of this list does not fulfill your requirements.
You're crazy.
I love you like WHOA!
You're crazy.
You know I love you like WHOA!

And did I mention that you're crazy?


As for food you remind me of, did you even have to ask? Spam, of course. Our very first convo in GoF was about that. *eats Spam*

[info]fallen_____:I love you.
You`re crazy.
You`re naughty.
You`re one of the most amazing people I have ever met and I love you to death.
You are Alpaca.
I love you.
You secretley love Steve.
I secretley love Steve with you.
Don`t tell him.
He probably knows.
I love you.
>.>
Thunder ...
I shuold shut up.
You are t3h queen of spam.
You love me.
I love you.
You like getting squished by butts.
You are part of Steve`s fanclub.
But I am too.
You stalk Steve.
I stalk Steve.
I love you.

KTHANXBYE.


[info]remedials:1. Inventive (Quite obvious from miles away after reading SS Real World)
2. Unsuitable for minors under R-16 (aka Pervy)
3. Too much wacamole for dinner (High on something)

From N-IC about A-IC:
a- Difficult to predict
b- Disregarding of rules
c- Chaotic, which is the mix of the first two.

Oh, yes, scandalous is another word...

After them was born Ama the wild, scandalous and most terrible of them GoFers, and she hated her random boredom.


[info]killerschick89:1. You're a chat junkie (really, who isn't?)
2. You are the victim of the Butt of DOOM!
3. You're good at cheering up your friends when they're down. *loves on Alpaca*


[info]ashlienl: I quite love the Scandalous one.... BWAHHAHAAHA

1. You just rock and I <3 you
2. It seems you have no limitations or restrictions on what you'll do.
3. You've always got a surprise in story.
4. Imaginative and inventive; hell, who else comes up with SS Real World, a love triangle plot between Virosha, Perry, and Leiden, created DW with Kirstie, has dreams about a faceless Steve while Efrain is getting drown, comes back for me? -huggles-
5. LLama. Alpaca. It just goes.
6. You also like the Emporer's New Groove (Uh huh uh huh uh huh....)
7. You always say lovely things about the SSers (save for a -ahem- few)
8. Quite chaotic.
9. Naughty, but I lakka! ♥
10. You help make me feel better.
11. I love you ^.^ -turtle love-

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥


[info]fr2nc1z:Amaris is way too curious (sometimes too much for her own good), but loves to have a good time with friends.

[info]luke_delacour:I <3 Ama like whoa!

[info]imameankid:I think you're pretty awesome. You're crazy at times, but that's why we love you. I still say you're pretty, gorgeous (take your pick of the 2). You're one of the few that can always cheer me up (coughthereviewcough). You're a sweet girl and I wub you very much *snuggles*

[info]phlphlyest: You got issues.

[info]heroicganymede:Amaris IC- The lost twin or should I say, triplet of Ganymede. She's gonna be another good buddy to get detentions with. Hopefully a small party will erupt in a strange and random place this coming term. >.>

Amaris OoC - Ma Amiga. Mucho Grande en mis Pantalones y mostaza papas el homo. Your cool. A great person to chat with.


hmmm what drink you remind me of??

Red Bull... in a short can. hee hee


[info]cristy7_pr:You remind me of coffee, becuase you're alway hyper and jumping on people.

[info]mystery_spell: Ama love, you remind me of..:
Drink: Orange smoothie with a strawberry on top..

[info]hebeathenacraft:You remind me of Pop Rocks! Your sweet, interesting, and fun.....

[info]shaunasweetness says I remind her of hot fudge sundae.

[info]crazymoonyfan: Lee says that she is my schmexy nurse, shes a professional condom sucker, and she likes HP DUH!


AAwkward
MMesmerizing
AAppreciative
RRadical
IInfluential
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Luke: Hmmm Candy is too young
Alexxx: I`m only 2 years older than her o.O
Luke: 2 years is A LOT!
Si: hehehe
Luke: LOL
Annie: Hahaha!!!
Alexx: I guesss
Luke: by the time you were saying "Gotta go potty" she was pooping on herself


Luke: they are I need new friends!
Si: yes....I wish all us SS'ers lived in a country to ourselves lol
Amaris: lol
Luke: *wears a t-shirt that says: FRIENDS WANTED!"
Si: haha
Luke: I KNOW! only SOME SSers. Efrain would be popping out of everywhere saying HI!
Ama: Uuuugh. lol he got drowned in my dream last night
Si:haha we could SHOOT Efrain in our country. it'd be legal to shoot all n00bs!


Ama: *gasps* I can make Ama transfigure bushes into goats XD!! and we'll have a goat farm
Si: Yes, the goats shall storm the castle!haha


Luke: I am a sex addict.

Luke: Whos coming over to my house?
Ama: NO ONE >.>
Luke: great! now I have to cancel the strippers... >_> Damn!


Alexxx: Luke loves me. I thought he was Monk ...

Ama: Im going to wear a chicken suit and hump the school statues
Megz: hehe
Ama: two rules at once
Si: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
Alexxx: OMG
Gany: lol...
Candy: lmaooooooooooooooo
Alexxx: I am so doing that with you
Gany: your in the humping one alone..*gags*
Alex: Nope, I`m doing it with her XD


Ama:yeah well Ama retired from the circus monkey business. It was too dangerous
Gany:lol..
Ama:jumping through hoops of fire...
Luke: LOL
Ama: balanciing on gigantic balls...running around elephants...


Lee: Leeah is moonying the postman :D
Amaris: ......
Ashlie: LMAO
Annie: ACK!!
Sierra: HAHA
Ama: say what?? TAKE A PIC OF YOUR BUM! >.> Um, I mean ignore that
Si: LMAO
Amaris: *obvliates you all*


Ama: another one we managed to scare away. At this rate Im going to end up 86 years old, living in a big empty house with a bunch of cats and chickens
Lee: i would marry ye, but i promised emma i would be here for her if she is still single in 1o years ha ha
Amaris: still a virgin and harassing the teenage neighbors saying they have a hawtt piece of ass
Ashlie: well that sucks Leeah LOL. LMAO
Sierra: *cracks up*
Ashlie: Ama thats hawtt
Lee: i know ya'll just want a piece of me
Ashlie: oh but of course I do Leeah
Amaris: Lee, please. You're illegal


Amaris: Um...Lee how old are you again? Lee you are not 17
Sierra: haha apparently he is
Ama: weren't you like 14, yesterday?
Lee: dont say is like its so young
Si: *puts Lee in a box and ships him to the U.S.*
Amaris: You are 14 then?
Lee: i prefer 14, 15 in september :D
Sierra: oh...
Ama: thought so. Dont be lying that you're 17 so you can get sex. Bad boy
Annie: LMAO!!!
Amaris: I'll have to spank you
Lee: im like the baby of everyone :(
Ashlie: OH well, no one needs to know if we have an orgy with him
Ama:...O_O. That's just...ashlie..just...no.


Amaris: I dont do kinkeh with 14 year olds
Lee: *shoves ass in amas face* 14, 15 in september :@
Ama: rotfl *slaps the ass*
Ashlie: wait.. I'm raping Lee and he shoves his ass in Amas face?
Amaris: get it out my face ginger
Shi: How RUDE!
Sierra: LMAO
Ashlie: Ama rape me. I need some love
Leeah: lmao
Ama: *rapes Ashlie*
Si: haha
Annie: Can't rape the willing!!
Amaris: There dang it
Sierra: *is unloved*
Shi: Lee just TOTALLy ohhherrrr Ama!! rawr!
Ama: It's not my fault everyone wants my sex! I can't sex everyone! Geez...you guys are draining me dry.


Lee: i love my PJ bottoms, dp you think my mum will let me stay in them when we go into glasgow? if she doesnt i'll shove ama and ashers ass in her face

Amaris: Man....seriously I need to go and get me some of those condoms.
Ashlie: LMAO
Ama: I'm doing it I swear to GOD
Sierra: lmao
Ama: Im going to buy them when I wake up
Annie: *cracks up*
Shi: Condomas
Amaris: and making a review

Note: Linkage to the review: http://www.livejournal.com/users/amaris_chaos/13942.html.


Lee: you all should be in bed whores!
Amaris: OH NO YOU DIDN'T BITCH!!


Lee: imma gonna put my ass in mickeys face
Amaris: you gotta hump the goof for me man. just grab on to that leg and hump!!~
Lee: will do
Ashlie: Goofy is hawtt -rawr- I want Pluto though
Lee: i do daisy duck on her lunch break


Sierra: Si loves the story. Ama, tell the story again
Amaris: TELL ME THE STORY AMA
Amaris: again? all right
Si: I've heard it
Annie: story?
Sierra: yep!
Annie: I like stories
Shie: STORY TIME
Annie: bed time story for me
Ama: All right it was during sex ed class on my eight grade and this kid sitting next to me suddenly got a boner when the teacher was instructing us about the female body parts. so man I started like giggling and tryin to hold back my laughter.I couldnt hold it anymore and said: 'WE HAVE A LIFT OFF!!" I got detention >.>. but then during every class my friends and I would go:" Begin the count down..."
Leeah: trust you ama!
Ama: "5...4...3...2...1...BLAST OFF!!!"
Annie: HAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Note: This quote had to be editted because Leeah(you bitch!!) kept interrupting me.


Amaris: 2- Not allowed to give myself or any other human on the premises of Hogwarts magical breast implants <-- haha Jaren
Megz: O.O
Gany: lolitas..
Sierra: *tries to imagine Jaren with breast implants*


Leeah: i will just have to marry one of you people minus luke
Erica: Or all of us.
Amaris: I thought you were going to marry Emma?
Lee: w00t orgy!
Erica: lol
Luke: No no orgy
Leeah: in ten years
Ama: Haha not the orgy again...wtf? You just want to marry us so you can have a lot of sex! GO TO HELL GINGER! You aint getting any from me.


Erica: Shh b: How much does a professional condom sucker pay?
Alexxx: YOU GET PAID?! =o
Erica: Someone's gotta taste test the stuff, right?
Amaris: Damn right
Erica: Ama's new job.
Ama: I get paid 15.75 per condom
Alex: >.>
Amarsis: What? I'm a quality professional condom sucker
Cass: hehe a lovely resume addition hehe
Alexxx: Yes you`re very good at sucking... condoms.
Erica: Shh b: She even writes up professional comments after. lol
Alex: Just the condoms, right? >.>
Cass: hahahahaha
Amaris: dont make me hurt you woman


      
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Things You Don't Know About...



[info]ahrjay is known as Anahu which means He Who Is Naughty.

[info]ashlienl is known as Amadahy which means She Who Snogs Panties

[info]cutiepie0319 is a Snapple.

[info]crazymoonyfan can not follow instructions. He is also known as Chebona-Bola which means He Who Is 14, 15 in September.

[info]babydriver27 is known as Ar-ke-kee-tah which means She Who Feeds On Spam

[info]luke_delacour is known as Bornbazine which means He Who Strips To Britney Spears Songs.

[info]fallen___ is known as Galilahi which means -bleeep bleep bleepity bleep-

[info]imameankid is known as Chochuschuvio which means She Who Robs Craddles.

[info]angylwingg2003 is known as Deganawidah which means She Who Likes to lick/glomp/pounce/and all that good stuff.

Disclaimer: These, "Earth Names" are really not from the earth. They are Native American names that Amaris has used and twisted to her own evil needs. Amen.





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